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Seattle Seahawk football team, reference to Brian Blades shooting incident |
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| Marlboro Man |
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Vlade Divac [from Divac's chain smoking] |
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| Martin |
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Martina Navratilova [from Navratilova's perceived manly disposition] |
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| Marty McCaysh |
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Marty McSorley [from McSorley's lucrative 1993 signing with the Pittsburgh Penguins] |
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| Marvin Freeman |
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sound drop of a crying baby used on show, in reference to the former Colorado Rockie pitcher who suffered the worst Jungle Karma ever by giving a obscene gesture, throwing a ball at Romey, and crying into the microphone during the San Diego World Tour stop. After said incident, Freeman went on to pitch horribly and was released a month later. |
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| Mausoleum (the) |
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The Los Angeles Coliseum [for its sparse and non- demonstrative crowds] |
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| McGee |
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Willie McGee, for his resemblence to E.T. the Extra Terrestial |
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| McMeat |
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boxer Peter McNeeley, [from McNeeley's long shot 1995 fight with Mike Tyson] |
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| meltdown |
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(n.) - an act brought about by loss of temper or anger. (v.) - to lose control |
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| Mensa |
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(n.) - an individual who believes themself to be a smart person, but in reality proves to be very dumb. (influenced by the Mensa Club, a well known organization requiring a high IQ for membership) |
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| Mexican Myopian (The) |
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Julio Caesar Chavez (he thinks he still has game) |
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| Milk Carton |
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Jeff George [a ""missing child"" during his 1993 holdout from the Indianapolis Colts' camp] |
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| Missionary Impossible |
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Shawn Bradley; see also 'Deathstick' [from the 60s TV show 'Mission Impossible' and Bradley's two-year Mormon mission before his supposedly disappointing NBA career; from Pete Vecsey] |
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| Mistake-by-the-Lake (the) |
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Cleveland, or a Cleveland team; see also 'Clown' 'Hairdresser' established; by the city's proximity to Lake Erie] |
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| Mobile Clone |
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Clone who always calls the show with a take using a cell phone and/or who listens to the show in the car, unable to pick up the station anywhere else. |
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| moellered |
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To be intoxicated. From football coach Gary Moeller's incident where he was drunk and told the police to 'take me to jail boys' rather than take a taxi home. |
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| Mohamar Spurrier |
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Steve Spurrier - for his terrorist like tactics of running up the score against opponents. |
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| Money Ramirez |
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In reference to Manny Ramirez turning down $117 million dollars from Cleveland. |
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| Monkey |
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Any of the Program Directors at the Affiliates, who think that they know better than the Jungle Fans. Best known for cutting the length of time (down from 4 hours) that the Jungle is heard on a given affiliate, thereby angering the Jungle Fans. |
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| Montanalow |
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Joe Montana (mixing Montana and Manilow) |
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| Monty Doubtfire |
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Colin Montgomeries alleged resemblance to Mrs. Doubtfire
moratorium. An edict by Rome to stop the discussion of a particular topic or term on the show.
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| Mule Baby |
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Rex Hudler's child in reference to Hud saying on the air that his son was 'hung like a mule'! |
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| Multicolored Fishwrap (The) |
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USA Today [from USA Today's colored layouts] |
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| Mutt (the) |
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Marge Schott [from Schott's supposed canine appearance] |
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| Myopian |
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(n.) 1. Los Angeles Raider fan 2. any other overoptimistic fan [for (Raider) fans' perceived misplaced optimism and shortsightedness]
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| nad |
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(n.) - see nads |
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| Nanny Stopper |
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Reuben Patterson - cross referencing his rape of his Nanny and his self-proclaimed 'Kobe-stopper title'. |
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| nads |
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(n.plural) - manliness [shortening of 'gonads'] |
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| Nasty Kersey |
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Jerome Kersey - For when he played with the Lakers yet had an inability to shave his head completely...leaving a bumpy, nasty, flaky scalp. |
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| neck |
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Red neck, a member of a middle America affiliate. |
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| Neck Moines |
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Des Moines affiliate |
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| Neck-Car |
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Nascar auto racing |
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| Neckaha |
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Omaha affiliate |
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| Neckbonics |
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The language of red necks, see the Neck Gloss page. |
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| Neckford |
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Medford, Oregon affiliate, for its rural location and timber community. |
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| Nextra |
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San Diego affiliate, coined by Terence of Sierra Madre and a streak of bad programming moves. |
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| Nickel Hardaway |
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Anfernee Hardaway [an ironic reference both to Hardaway's 'Penny' nickname and his supposedly outrageous salary demands]. |
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| Niiiiiiiiiiice |
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refers to someone or something being overly pleasant or good. |
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| Nintendo Griffey |
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Baseball player Ken Griffey for playing the game so effortlessly that it looks like he's playing a video game. |
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| No-Cal |
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(n.) - Northern California, Northern Californian; see also 'Battery Chuck, 'Water Hoarder' [shortening] |
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| Nooshler |
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Baseball player Will Clark, Nooshler being his middle name and in reference to several bad interviews with Rome. |
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| Norwood Vee |
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Crapchester's monkey Barry Vee, reference to Vee's inability to bring a tour stop to Crapchester and getting punked by Portland. Scott Norwood was the kicker for the Buffalo Bills who missed a field goal that would have won the Super Bowl. |
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| Nug Pup |
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(n.) - Denver Nugget [patronizing diminutive of 'Nugget' and 'puppy'] |
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| Nutty Professor (The) |
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Former NFL head coach Dennis Green, reference to the Eddie Murphy movie character who kept getting fatter and fatter. |
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| Oilscab |
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Also Dennis 'Oilscab Boyd'; Dennis 'Oilcan' Boyd [for his readiness to cross the picketline of the 1994-5 baseball strike] |
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| Oksana Moeller |
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Oksana Bauil for her drunken forays on the Connecticut highways. See 'moellered' |
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| Old Keller |
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Jim Kelly, Buffalo Bill quarterback, who should be taken out back and shot like his literary counterpart. |
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| Olden Bear |
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Jack Nicklaus, for thinking he can still win the Masters way past his prime. |
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| Oliver Stone |
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(n.) - person prone to believe in conspiracies [from Stone's supposedly paranoid film JFK. |
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| oooh beggie! |
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Quote from Thomas Hearns during a interview, see also 'and how' |
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| Orenthal |
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(n.) - O.J. Simpson 2. Adj. to explode with rage, see 'meltdown' |
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| out |
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(adj.) finished, done [shortening of 'out of here'] |
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| overdue library book |
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Transplant who needs to return where he came from. |
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