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Three hours (and in some monkey handicapped markets, only two) are never enough for the clones to sound off on everything important… as well as those things completely unimportant.
To be sure, not everything can fit onto the airwaves, and thank goodness the FCC sees to that. But this page is where the witty with well-thought out commentary can collide with their fraternal twins the wonderlics, who are well short of a full bucket of chicken, and nobody gets hurt.
Here are some of the more… interesting takes clones had to offer.
THE FINE PRINT: THE JUNGLE GOVERNING BODY IS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INABILITIES OF THE CLONE MASSES TO SPELL THEIR WAY OUT OF 3RD GRADE. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH DAILY.
We reserve the right to edit the content with certain words that otherwise would not be allowed to grace the pages of this site,...In other words, keep the bad language to a minimum, cause you are making more work for the Web Guy.
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Hey Rome,
This Bradley v. Kent battle is tired and boring. They should leave fighting through the media to real men.
Sincerely,
Todd Sauerbraun and Martin Gramatica
-Blake in Denver-
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Dear Jim,
Kent doesn't have a problem with black people he just hates monopoly.
Magic and Dungeon and Dragon players
Tim in Calgary
War Jeremy Roenick helping hockey in SoCal
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Dear Jim,
We have proof Lance was doping and the German Army never set foot in Paris.
That French newspaper
Doug
Springfield, MO
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Dear Jim
Milton Bradley is crazy. We are very proud to have a guy like Jeff Kent as a member of the Dodger family
Sincerely
Al Campanis
Mark the DJ in Cleveland
War JStew Appreciation Day
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Dear Jim,
I can relate to Jeff Kent having a problem with people. I to have a problem with people...single people!!
Warmest Regards,
Carolyn Hughes
Marc - San Diego
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Dear Jim,
Milton Bradley is nuts. Jeff Kent does just fine with African American players.
Sincerely,
Marge Schott, Ty Cobb, and the Grand Dragon
Reid in Austin
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Bob Whickman dosen't know the rules either? I thought I was the only one.
Man Ram
Matt in Sac
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Dear Van Smack,
Not only should Rafael Palmeiro have his stats ripped, he should have his STACHE ripped - he is an embarrassment to our proud industry.
Best regards,
The Male Association of Porn Actors
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Dear Jim,
Milton Bradley v. Jeff Kent makes me look like I'm under control.
Jose Conseco's facial tick
Brad in Ft. Worth
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Rome,
I am a lifetime Indians fan and it is players like Bob Wickman that make me proud to be one. His down to earth, work hard play hard attitude is a key reason the Tribe is in the wild card lead and knocking on the door of the central. Thank you for having him on.
Shawn in Greater C-Town
War 850 WKNR
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Dear Jim,
There is no need to get out of control with this overblown argument. Chemistry is not important. You don’t need a winning record to win a division. I have crafted a masterful team. I'm smarter than you. Trust me.
Paul DePodesta, piece of crap
Tom in NorCal pissed off Dodger fan
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Dear Jim,
Who’s Bob Huggins???
Sincerely,
The Sweet 16
(Mike in Seattle)
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Dear Jim,
Huggins is getting jobbed. Universities pay us to coach and recruit, not to remain sober.
Regards,
Larry Eustachy
War coeds
James in Portland, listening via Streamlink
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Hey Jim,
We fully support that French newspaper. The essence of journalism is a complete investigation of the facts and, objective and unbiased reporting of the facts.
The NY Times, Newsweek and, Dan Rather.
(PD in Chapel Hill)
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Dear Jim,
You are wrong about the Dodgers. They seem to have solid leadership.
Sincerely,
Enron, North Korea and the Titanic
Reid in Austin
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Hey Jim,
Good thing you weren't there to see Rather when you came up short with
the Valet.
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Damn,
Jim. If Dan Rather turned you down for lunch and got canned, what the hell did Peter Jennings do to you?
Matt
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Dear Jim,
Huggins is our favorite, we will miss him.
Signed,
The Cincinnati Police DUI video crew/America's Funniest Home Videos
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Jim,
I'm agree with Frank Robinson. I think Scott Peterson's records should be thrown out since he got caught.
Sincerely, Orenthal
Jim in Richmond
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Rome,
Dontrell sounds just as humble today as he did his rookie year when you had him on. I can't get enough of him in interviews and I love to watch him deal. He is the most exciting pitcher in the game right now. Fantastic interview, once again.
Cory from Raleigh
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Dear Jim,
Thanks for interviewing the African American pitcher
first.
Signed,
Jeff Kent
Brad in Newport, RI
War having a Black friend
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Romey,
Give yourself a tongue for having Tom Glavine on. As a Mets fan, I thought he was past his prime when he came to the team, but he has battled through some bad outings only to bounce back and shove it down the throats of his critics. Im thankful he's on the staff and because he is such a solid professional and goes at it the right way, he's a great presence in that clubhouse. Good job Jim....thats why your the pimp.
-Greg in Buffalo
WAR Buffalo tourstop #2, WAR my twin girls
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Dear Jim,
Did you say Greg Maddux?
That dude LOVES baseball!!!!
Mark Grace
Rob in NoCal
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