Gilbert Arenas has spoken. He tells Esquire Magazine he wasn't using "longevity thinking" when he broke out those four guns in what he called a prank on Javaris Crittenton. I have to agree Gil. That really wasn't good longevity thinking on your part.

Nor, was it very good longitudinal contemplation either. Nor, would I consider it continuation meditation. Nor, would I consider having a gun collection now numbering 400-500, most of which came from some old guy's World War I collection introspective cogitation. "Agent four-fitty".

Tank Johnson thinks you're getting carried away now, Gil. A World War One gun selection? Weird. You don't have one of those creepy torture museums down there too, do you Gil?

What happened to the good 'ol days when you built million dollar pools, played video poker at half-time, built a shark tank in your basement, threatened to drop 80 on Duke, and just blogged? Where's that guy and when is he coming back?