At universities, where football is king, the king of the campus is the starting quarterback. They're the ones who get the standing ovations when they walk into the lecture halls on Mondays. Think Peyton Manning at Tennessee, Vince Young at U-T after doing USC, and former Trojan Matt Leinart…all "Hollywood" here. I'm talking major celebrities.

So if one of those major celebrities and his boys break into a fraternity to rip some frat boy’s lapper and flat screen, they're probably not going to have too tough a time identifying them…which apparently is exactly what happened to Oregon Q.B. Jeremiah Masoli.

Listen to this cat on the 911 call calmly describe who it was who just jacked his gear. Most victims are too rattled to even talk…this kid lays it all out. I love that not only did he know who it was, he knew how to spell and offered to assist in the manhunt by telling the operator to go online to get all the perp's vital stats. Like, I could lay it out here, but it would be much faster for you just to go to his Facebook page.

Yeah, thanks for the help, "Columbo", but we'll take it from here.