Smoke dope, poach coach like Lane Kiffin. If ever Kiffin needed Lil Wayne to name drop him, it’s right now. But you know that’s not happening. I don’t think Wayne is cool with Lane stealing someone else’s coach. I know Jeff Fisher and the Titans aren’t, otherwise they wouldn’t be suing USC and Kiffin really, Titans? I’m no lawyer, but can you really sue someone for that. On what grounds? Being greasy?

Photos: Lane's Storied Coaching Career

Lane, I don’t think getting sued is what your new boss Pat Haden meant when he asked for absolute compliance. My man, how are you going to see this program through this period if everywhere you go someone accuses you of ripping a recruit, poaching a coach, quitting, or lying. Not only is the good humor man not crazy, he looks downright prophetic. If you want to hire a guy, call his boss and ask permission. How hard is that? Now you’re really in your A.D.’s crosshairs. And for what; someone else’s running back coach. What have I always told you; not steal their coach. Coach em up.