Tiger Woods' caddie Steve Williams told TV3's 60 Minutes he knew nothing of Woods' extra-marital affairs and that he's angry with him over the scandal. New Zealand's 60 Minutes? I wonder if some old guy comes on at the end and asks "…every wondered…if they call an orange an 'orange'…why don't they call a banana a 'yellow'? Why do they call it sour cream, when it’s not even 'sour'?" Anyway, as far as Williams not knowing that Woods was running around on his wife. Well…that's his story and he's sticking to it. Didn't know anything, or knew everything…one or the other, I'm sure.

Look, I certainly can't prove he's not telling the truth. But I do know this. The number one rule for any caddie is: never, ever, talk about your player. Or you'll be looking for a new job. And you'll be lucky to find another one. Why do you think Williams is even on that bag? Because his predecessor "Fluff" Cowan wouldn't stop bumping his gums, so "Eldrick" broke him off.

And there's no way Williams would be talking now and doing interviews like this, if Woods didn't want him to. Williams says he's close to Elin Woods, has two lovely kids, and that he's angry with Woods for the way he's treated them. Sure he's not.

You know Elin is looking to run off the slugs whom helped enable Woods' double-life, and Woods wants to make sure Williams isn't one of them. So he has him talking her up and saying he's mad at Woods…when you know he's not. He's not mad at Tiger. They're best friends. Mad at him for what? Putting him on the best bag in the history of the world and making him rich and famous? How will he ever forgive him?

Oh, by the way…and Jack Nicklaus thinks Woods will make return in time for the Masters.