My man, Terrell Owens, is still without a team, but apparently not without options. Chris Mortensen says the Rams are asking if Two would be receptive to their making him an offer. I’ll handle that for you Two: No. What does he get out of that? A chance to take a 3-13 team and make it 4-12. You do know you drafted Sam Bradford and are on the verge of paying him $50 mill right? And that Two doesn’t do Q.B.’s…especially young Q.B.’s who don’t know what they’re doing or where to put it right. Both parties need to keep moving.

Photos: Two's Storied Career

Now, TMZ is reporting that T.O. is “Very close” to becoming a Cincinnati Bengal. And if my man Harvey Levin says it’s so, then it probably is. Harv is killing it. My only question is, how is there even any room left on his greaseboard when he has to follow the Kate Gosselin Botox nightmare and the Bachelorette’s weight gain? Crazy thing is, I think it can work. Two showed me something last year in Buffalo. Nothing went his way, but he stayed in his shoes and never once tried to burn the facility to the ground. He needs the Bengals and they need him. Carson Palmer is in favor of it and Ocho Cinco needs someone to line up opposite of him. Sounds like maybe Bengals fans should be getting their popcorn ready. And that VH 1 will pay fans to show up at the airport for Two’s arrival. I think they should do it and I think it will work. You see, Two, I really do have your back. And no thanks are necessary. Just doing my job; Yo Homes, smell ya later!