As most expected, Tiger Woods says he will make his comeback at the Masters: "the Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect." He went on to say, "the major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it's been a while since I last played."

Translation: I'm coming back at Augusta, because they'll keep out all the tabloids that are coming for me and run any drunks from the gallery that are looking for a piece of me. I can let the officials there do my dirty work for me; I'm won't have to talk to the press before the event since I'm not the defending champ. And in the event I just show up, shock the world and somehow win this thing, it will be the biggest in your face ever.

No shock here, see you in a month-and-a-half, Eldrick.