Looks like Tiger Woods is finally ready to come out of hiding, and rescue the sport that made him rich, deviant and entitled. The New York Post reports he has hired former George W. Bush aide, Ari Fleischer, to help him formulate his re-entry strategy. And that he may be targeting the Arnold Palmer Invitational March 25 for his return.

Eldrick, as always I'm here to help, not hate. And I'm not looking to take any food off Fleischer's plate. But, I can save you a lot of time and money, Tiger. You don't need to throw down for some big-time PR consultant; here's your strategy: show up...get in front of the media…actually answer some questions this time. Own it. Swing your bats…win…go home…stay there. Don't cheat on your wife. Don't think you're above the law and that the rules that apply to rest of us, don't apply to you because since you've worked so hard…at golf. Don’t be arrogant. And treat people a little better. Oh, and win. You'll be fine.

Don't thank me, I'm here to help. That one's free. But, the next one is going to cost you. I just did in thirty seconds, at no cost, what he undoubtedly charged you tens of thousands for. See you in a few weeks, Tiger.