Robert’s Not The Father, Clones

March 01, 2018 - 12:37 pm
Clones, I saw the report that Robert Kraft's girlfriend had a baby. I don't understand how that's sports news. Robert Kraft, and the Patriots, is sports news. Robert Kraft, potentially a new father at age 76, is not sports news. Especially when Kraft released a statement this morning saying that the baby ISN'T HIS. But, because you ghouls won't let this lie, let me read the statement to you: “Last fall, Ricki Noel Lander became the proud mother of a beautiful, healthy baby. While Robert Kraft is not the biological father, he is thrilled with Ricki’s blessing of having a healthy child. With respect to her family’s privacy, we will not be commenting any further.” That should end this. I mean, he said it right there. He's NOT THE FATHER. Now I know they're together and dating again. So what? I saw them together at the Super Bowl. And at the NBA All-Star Game. And walking the Red Carpet at the Grammy's. Again, why does that bother you? Can't you be happy for a 76-year-old man finding his own happiness late in life? I know the Patriots lost the Super Bowl because Nick Foles played the game of his life. But Bob Kraft is winning the game of life. We should be applauding this guy. Page Six reports he's set-up his girlfriend with a nice shack here in LA. He's made some investments on her behalf. He's even reportedly fully supporting the child. All of that sounds like he's the greatest dude ever. His kid, not his kid, what's the issue? We're gonna crack on a guy for being all about family and fatherhood? You know how I come out on this: I don't tell you how to raise your kids. You don't tell me how to raise my kids. And I'm not telling Bob Kraft how to handle things with his girlfriend's kid. I don't care. Whether it's his. Or not his. Whether this statement is cover or not. Does not matter to me. So don't AT ME with all the fun things these two are going to do together in the future. Garbage like "Power Wheels for the little one, Power Cart for Bob." I don't want to see another TANDEM DIAPER CHANGE joke. They're not funny. Neither are GERBER DINNER FOR TWO jokes. Hey Jim who has more teeth in their mouth? That 18 month or the 78 year old? Stop, hit delete, not send. Don't tell me about the five dollars combined these two will have to pay to get into the movie theater. Or that they'll share a bed time. I've seen and heard that garbage, even before you hit send. This is a house that's all about fatherhood and family. It's important. Be an adult about this. Most of you can barely raise your own kids; stop telling Kraft how to raise his.  Especially since it isn’t his. Allegedly.