Takes

Mark your calendars, Clones. Your Christmas is about to come nine months early.

Soccer fans: Come shoot dope, blow lines, and rip your glass-on-glass—but don’t you dare light up a heater—you filthy smoker.

I’ve always said that if I was accused of something I didn’t do, I’d be screaming it from the rooftops and that’s exactly what Miller did.

One of the great storylines to last night’s Philly-Cleveland games was the Cavs pregame announcement that JR Smith was suspended.

I saw the report that Robert Kraft's girlfriend had a baby.

If you have small children with you, you might want to have them leave the room...

I mean with the way A&M has been acting, you’d think they’d already won the national championship.

Clearly, all is not well at Patriot Place and that loss to Philly in the Super Bowl sure as hell didn’t help.

The Jacksonville Jaguars are having themselves a week! Well, actually, they’ve had themselves quite a few months.

Less than 20 games before the best playoffs in all of sports get started. An absolute war. And I could make an argument for maybe a dozen teams making a run at the Cup. Cant. Freaking. Wait.