Takes

You might not know the name Bryce Mitchell—but you’re about to know his pain.

Condolences to you and your family on the loss of your father.

No team is getting more love in sin city than the Browns.

A-Rod has officially reached the point of no return in his character arc.

It's officially time to stop calling golf boring.

You can't call these guys a bunch of procrastinators.

Time served?

I’m not sure you dopes can handle it in a mature and sensitive manner.

Was it dirty?

Baseball punishes the stars and protects the cowards.